Viking Hand Made Wooden Model Ship 32" Already Built with Minor Assembly Require Not a Kit

Just get a model Viking Ship kit that will work long enough in the water. Here is a nice one that is 32" long for $300, already made here and there are others for less than $100. Vikings don't ask for permission. You can make a delayed fuse by sticking a lit cigarette in a book of matches buried in a bunch of paper or gunpowder which will give you roughly 10 minutes of plausible deniability. Night time would be my choice.