Witty Yeti Dehydrated Water 16oz Can. New Formula! Essential Camping & Survival Supply. Funny Gag Gift & Adult Stocking Stuffer for Men & Women. Hilarious Novelty & Practical Joke.

You can buy it on amazon tho its canned.

If you're looking for a cheap gag gift, I actually did once buy this for an office thing: dehydrated water.

In the event of a power outage, and you can’t use the microwave, you should keep a canister of this on hand